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Cable TV is a big ruiner

Oh dear God.
I've never watched "To Catch a Predator" before until last night. I was always told to avoid it. Why did I watch it? I watched it. omg the horror. This world is fucked. 
There were so many pervs caught in ONE episode. Sooo many!!! One, 1, after 0 but before 2, numero uno, episode. I cant even say episodes because that is plural, this is singular. ONE EPISODE.
They're barely charged with anything. All they got was getting arrested, jail, faced a judge, hopefully lost their wives, kids and jobs, paid fines, registered as sex offenders then patted on the butt and let go. 
Umm, big problem here. They're still breathing. 
Those growdy bastards were all heading over there to tear up and go to town with that little, innocent, virginal girl who just loves her computer, sweet tea and laundry.
My 10  65 year old daughter, Anyaxxx Louisa Jo Brown of  Scarborough, North Dakota, will never be allowed to touch a laundry basket again, computers are the devil and she'll be forced fed with grains like cattle or geese to keep her greasy and fat. I'll make her so fat her innocent arms cant reach the keyboard.


How in the hell is that man, Chris Hansen, so calm? Forget those soft cops waiting outside. Someone needs to replace them with a mother like me. A screaming banshee, covered in Vaseline with a gun in one hand, grenade in the other and it's pin in teeth, mother, blasting through those curtains, not even! I'll meet em in the driveway and chew through the car to get at him. Seriously, Chris Hansen's tweed jacket must be acting as a full body transdermal patch loaded with  heavy sedatives. How is he not stabbing those pedophiles with a knife/pencil/sharpened fingernail finger/boom mike/shank straight in the face?  How does he not at least tremble or foam at the mouth when talking to them. How does he not bite his own tongue off at the thought of what could have happened?
I cant have cable tv. It ruins me.